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Tremendous Crispy Cod & Golden Onion Rings Platter

A festive, crunchy, golden feast — crispy fried cod fillets paired with perfect golden onion rings. Serve with your favorite dipping sauces and maybe a side or two. This recipe serves about 4 people as a main; you can scale up as needed.

Ingredients

For the Crispy Cod

4 cod fillets (about 6 oz / ~170‑200 g each), skin removed and trimmed

1 cup (≈125 g) all‑purpose flour

½ cup (≈75 g) cornmeal or fine semolina (for extra crunch)

1 cup (≈100‑110 g) panko breadcrumbs

2 large eggs, beaten

1 tsp paprika (sweet or smoked, depending on taste)

½ tsp garlic powder

½ tsp onion powder

¼ tsp salt (plus extra to season finished fish)

¼ tsp black pepper

Vegetable oil (canola / sunflower / peanut) for frying

For the Golden Onion Rings

2 large onions (sweet onions, yellow onions, or Spanish onions work well)

1 cup buttermilk (or milk + a squeeze of lemon/vinegar if buttermilk not available)

1 cup all‑purpose flour

1 cup panko breadcrumbs

1 tsp paprika

½ tsp garlic powder

½ tsp onion powder

½ tsp baking powder (helps make the coating lighter)

Salt & pepper, to taste

Vegetable oil for frying

For Dipping & Serving

Lemon wedges

Tartar sauce

Optional: ketchup, spicy mayo, aioli, malt vinegar, etc.

Fresh parsley or dill (for garnish)

Optional sides: coleslaw, fries, salad

Equipment

Deep frying pot or deep skillet / fryer (large enough to fit fish / rings without overcrowding)

Thermometer (for oil temperature)

Wire rack + paper towels (to drain and keep crispy)

Three shallow bowls / plates for coating / dredging stations

Preparation Steps

1. Prep the Onion Rings

Slice onions: Peel the onions and slice into rings about ½ inch (about 1.3 cm) thick. Try to get them fairly uniform so they cook evenly.

Soak: Place onion rings in a bowl, pour the buttermilk over, and let soak for at least 30 minutes. This helps soften the onions slightly and allows the coating to adhere better. You can even soak them overnight in the fridge for more flavor if you like.

Set up coating: In a large bowl, mix together the flour, panko breadcrumbs, paprika, garlic powder, onion powder, baking powder, salt & pepper. This is the coating mixture for the onion rings.

2. Prep the Crispy Cod

Dry the fillets: Pat the cod fillets dry with paper towels. Moisture is enemy of crispiness.

Season & set up coating stations: In one shallow dish, combine the flour, cornmeal, paprika, garlic powder, onion powder, salt, and pepper. In a second bowl, beat the eggs. In a third plate, have the panko breadcrumbs (or you can mix them with part of the flour mixture for double coating).

Cooking Steps

3. Heating Oil

Heat oil in your fryer or deep‑skillet to about 350°F (≈175°C). Use a thermometer if possible. If the oil is cooler, the coating will absorb more oil and turn greasy; if too hot, the outside burns before the inside cooks.

4. Frying Onion Rings

Remove onion rings from buttermilk, letting excess drip off.

Dip each ring in the flour/crumbs mixture to coat. For extra crispiness: after first coating, you may dip back into buttermilk and then back into the coating mix again (“double coat”).

Fry in batches — don’t crowd the pan. Fry ring batches for about 2‑3 minutes per side, or until golden brown and crisp.

Remove with slotted spoon, drain on paper towels or a wire rack, season lightly with salt while still hot. Keep warm in a low oven (~90‑100°C) if needed while you fry the fish.

5. Frying the Cod

Coat fillets: Dredge each cod piece first in the flour/cornmeal mixture (shake off excess), then dip into beaten egg, then press into the breadcrumbs (or mixture) so it’s well coated.

Fry: Carefully lower into hot oil, again in batches so as not to drop the oil temperature. Fry for about 4‑5 minutes per side (depending on thickness) until the coating is golden brown and the fish is cooked through (flake easily with a fork, opaque inside).

Drain: Remove and let drain on paper towels or a wire rack. Season slightly with salt immediately after frying.

Assembly & Plating

Arrange the crispy cod fillets on a large platter.

Pile the onion rings next to or around the cod.

Garnish with lemon wedges and chopped fresh herbs (parsley, dill, or chives).

Place dipping sauces (tartar, aioli, ketchup, etc.) in small bowls around.

Optional: add sides like coleslaw, fries (chips), salad, etc.

Tips & Tricks for Perfect Results

Oil temperature: Keep the frying oil steady at ~350°F. Use a thermometer. If it drops, the food absorbs more oil and gets greasy; if too high, it burns.

Don’t overcrowd: Fry in batches. Overcrowding drops oil temperature and leads to soggy results.

Dry fish well before coating. Moisture ruins crispiness.

Cold batter/coating helps. For battered versions, using cold liquid (cold water, cold beer, cold sparkling water) helps. For breaded versions (with flour + egg + breadcrumbs), chilling the coated fish slightly before frying helps.

Double coating onion rings (and even fish) gives better crunch.

Drain properly: Use paper towels or wire racks. Let excess oil drip off; this preserves crisp texture.

Serve immediately if possible. Fried food loses crispness over time. If you must hold it, low oven helps (e.g. ~90‑100°C) to keep warm without cooking further.

Variations & Customizations

Spicy version: Add cayenne pepper, smoked chili paprika, or a pinch of chili powder to your coating mix.

Beer‑batter version: Instead of the flour/egg/breadcrumb style, make a light beer batter (flour + baking powder + cold beer or sparkling water) and dip fish (and optionally onion rings) into that. Gives a lighter, airy coating.

Gluten‑free option: Use gluten‑free flour, gluten‑free breadcrumbs, and skip breadcrumbs if needed, using crushed gluten‑free cereal or nuts.

Herby coating: Mix in dried herbs (thyme, oregano, dill) into flour or breadcrumb mixes for more flavor.

Different fish: If cod is hard to find, white fish like haddock, pollock, or tilapia work well.

Baking instead of frying: For a lighter, less oily version: bake the cod and onion rings in a very hot oven (≈425°F / 220°C) on wire rack sprayed with oil. They won’t be quite as deep‑fried crunchy but still very satisfying.

Full Timetable (approximate)

Step Time

Prep onions + soak 30 minutes (can be done ahead)

Prep fish + coating station 10‑15 mins

Heat oil & fry onion rings ~10 minutes (in batches)

Fry cod fillets ~10‑15 minutes (in batches)

Plate, garnish & serve 5 minutes

Total about 45‑60 minutes from start to finish

Full Recipe Example (Quantities & Directions)

Here’s a full example you can follow:

Yields: 4 servings

Ingredients:

4 cod fillets (6 oz each)

1 cup all‑purpose flour

½ cup cornmeal

1 cup panko breadcrumbs

2 large eggs

1 tsp paprika

½ tsp garlic powder

½ tsp onion powder

¼ tsp salt + ¼ tsp pepper

2 large onions, sliced into rings

1 cup buttermilk

1 cup all‑purpose flour

1 cup panko breadcrumbs

1 tsp paprika

½ tsp garlic powder

½ tsp onion powder

½ tsp baking powder

Salt & pepper

Vegetable oil enough for deep/frying

Directions:

Slice onions into rings and soak in buttermilk for 30 min. Pat dry when ready.

Mix coating mix for onion rings: flour + panko + paprika + garlic powder + onion powder + baking powder + salt & pepper.

Pat cod dry. Mix coating mix for cod: flour + cornmeal + paprika + garlic powder + onion powder + salt & pepper. Beat eggs in a separate bowl. Set panko crumbs separately.

Heat oil to about 175°C / 350°F in deep pot or fryer.

Onion rings: dip from buttermilk -> coating mix -> (for extra crunch: back into buttermilk -> coating mix again). Fry in batches for 2‑3 min per side until golden. Drain, season, keep warm.

Cod fillets: dredge in flour mixture, dip in egg, then in panko or coating mix. Fry each fillet in hot oil 4‑5 mins per side until golden ‑ check inside flake. Drain.

Plate everything, garnish, serve with lemon wedges and sauces immediately.

Serving Suggestions

Serve with tartar sauce and lemon wedges — the fresh citrus cuts through the richness.

A side of coleslaw adds cool crunch and contrasts texture.

Fries (chips) make it more of a full fish‑and‑chips‑style meal.

Light green salad or steamed vegetables help balance.

Why this Platter Works

Contrast of textures: flaky fish inside + crispy coating outside; soft onion rings inside with crisp outside.

Flavor layering: smoky/sweet paprika & garlic/onion powders; salt & pepper; fresh lemon.

Visual appeal: golden browns, piled high, with garnishes — makes it feel like a special occasion.

If you want, I can send you a version adapted to Moroccan ingredients (local fish / local spices) or adjusted for fewer calories. Do you prefer that?

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Here’s a very detailed, celebratory recipe for making Tremendous Crispy Cod & Golden Onion Rings Platter in embarrassingly high quantities. Because when you love it, you make a lot. This version is scaled to serve 12‑16 people (or fewer, with abundant leftovers), with all the tips, staging, flavor variations, and step‑by‑step processes. If you want cooking times, substitution ideas, etc., I’ve included them. Enjoy the process as much as the crunch!

Tremendous Crispy Cod & Golden Onion Rings Platter (Party‑Scale Edition)

“I derive so much joy making these in embarrassingly high quantities” – yes, this is for you. Let’s make a platter so big your guests gasp (in a good way).

Overview

You’ll prepare crispy fried cod fillets and golden onion rings, served together with sides and sauces. The scale: enough fish for ~12‑16 people (depending on portions), plenty of onion rings, several dipping sauces. This is great for gatherings: backyard parties, big family dinners, potlucks, or any time you want to feed a crowd with something comforting, crunchy, and celebratory.

Ingredients (for 12‑16 servings)

Fish: Crispy Cod

Cod fillets (skin removed, trimmed) – around 4.5‑5 kg (i.e. ~300‑420 g per person if generous, or scale down if smaller portions)

All‑purpose flour – 4 cups (≈ 500 g)

Cornmeal (fine/medium grind) – 2 cups (≈ 240‑250 g)

Panko breadcrumbs – 4 cups (≈ 320‑360 g)

Eggs – 8 large

Paprika (sweet or smoked) – 2½ tablespoons

Garlic powder – 2 tablespoons

Onion powder – 2 tablespoons

Salt – 2 teaspoons (plus extra for finishing)

Black pepper – 1½ teaspoons

Optional: a pinch of cayenne or chili powder (1 tsp) for a kick

Onion Rings

Large onions – 8‑10 large onions (sweet or yellow, depending on what you like)

Buttermilk – 4‑5 cups (or you can improvise with milk + vinegar/lemon juice)

Flour – 4 cups (≈ 500 g)

Panko breadcrumbs – 4 cups (≈ 320‑360 g)

Paprika – 2½ tablespoons

Garlic powder – 2 tablespoons

Onion powder – 2 tablespoons

Baking powder – 2 teaspoons (this helps lighten the crust)

Salt & pepper – to taste (approx 2 teaspoons salt, 1 teaspoon pepper)

Oil for frying

Sides, Garnish & Sauces

Lemon wedges – 6‑8 lemons, sliced

Fresh parsley, dill, or chives – a large bunch, chopped

Tartar sauce – enough for ~1.5‑2 cups (you can make your own or buy)

Spicy mayo / aioli – ~1 cup

Ketchup, malt vinegar, or your preferred condiments

Coleslaw – enough for ~1.5‑2 kg (if serving on the side)

Fries (chips) – roughly 3‑4 kg, or baked/roasted potatoes

Green salad or steamed vegetables – optional but good to balance

Equipment

Massive deep fryer or multiple large pots/skillets with sufficient frying capacity

Thermometer(s) for oil temperature

Wire racks + trays + paper towels for draining

Large shallow dishes/trays or baking sheets for coating stations

Bowls for wet dips / eggs, etc.

At least 1‑2 ovens set to low (~90‑100°C) to keep things warm

Flavor Profile & Variations (choose what excites you)

Spiced up version: Include cayenne pepper or smoked chipotle powder in the fish coating. Add a dash of cayenne or smoked paprika to the onion rings too.

Herb infusion: Mix in dried thyme, oregano, or fresh chopped herbs into the breadcrumb coatings. You could also marinate fish briefly in lemon juice + herb mix before drying and coating.

Beer batter alternative: If you prefer battered over breaded, you can make a beer batter for the fish (or onion rings). Use cold beer, flour, a little baking powder; dip fish or rings into the batter, then fry. But note: batter holds heat differently, and oil needs to be more carefully managed.

Gluten‑free adaptation: Use gluten‑free flour, gluten‑free breadcrumbs, and corn‑ or rice‑meal based coating. Onion rings may be more delicate so double‑coating helps.

Prep & Staging Strategy for a Big Batch

When you’re making embarrassingly large quantities, organization is your best friend:

Prep in advance

Slice all onions ahead of time. Soak in buttermilk in large bowls / containers; cover and refrigerate for up to 12 hours if needed.

Measure out all dry ingredients: flour, paprika, garlic/onion powders, baking powder, etc. in large bowls or zip‑lock bags.

Set up coating stations

For fish: One tray with flour + cornmeal + spices, one bowl with beaten eggs, one tray with panko breadcrumbs.

For onion rings: after soaking, have flour‑mix tray, then crumb tray; possibly double coat if you like extra crunch.

Oil & heat control

Use two frying vessels if possible, so you can do onion rings and fish in parallel (not strictly required, but speeds up process).

Monitor oil temperature carefully—aim for 170‑180°C (≈ 340‑360°F). If oil is too cool → greasy; too hot → burnt crust or undercooked inside.

Work in batches

Both for cod and onion rings, what you do in batches matters. Don’t overcrowd; aim for maybe 3‑4 fillets per batch (depending on pot size), or a few handfuls of onion rings so oil stays stable.

Keep cooked items warm in the oven (90‑100°C) on wire racks so they stay crisp without soggy steam.

Draining & seasoning

After frying, drain on wire racks (raised) over trays or on paper towels; season immediately with fine sea salt while hot.

Serving timing

Try to time so fish and onion rings finish close to serving. Onion rings tend to lose crispness faster if they sit; fish holds up a little better, especially if kept warm properly.

Step‑by‑Step Cooking Process

Here’s how to go from clean kitchen to golden platter, estimated times, and what to watch for—scaled for huge batch.

Step 1: Onions – Slicing & Soaking (~30‑45 minutes, can be started well ahead)

Peel 8‑10 large onions. Slice them into rings about 1.2‑1.5 cm thick (½‑inch is good). Uniformity helps cooking evenly.

Separate into rings.

Place rings in at least two large containers / bowls; pour in the buttermilk so they are well submerged. If using milk + acid (vinegar/lemon), stir, then pour. Let soak at least 30 minutes, ideally up to an hour (or overnight if prepping ahead).

After soaking, let rings drain a little. You don’t need them bone‑dry, but shake off obvious excess (excess wetness can cause splatter and poor coating adhesion).

Step 2: Fish Prep (~15‑20 minutes before frying)

Trim and portion the cod: if fillets are thick, you may want to cut into manageable sizes (~200‑250 g each, or your preferred size). Dry each piece with paper towels well—moisture is enemy of crispness.

Season lightly with salt & pepper just after drying; you can also sprinkle some garlic or onion powder if you like extra flavor.

Prepare the coating stations:

Tray A: flour + cornmeal + paprika + garlic powder + onion powder + salt + pepper (and optional chili, if using).

Bowl B: beaten eggs (8 eggs, beaten lightly).

Tray C: panko breadcrumbs.

Step 3: Heating Oil & Pre‑frying Logistics

Heat oil in your fryer(s) or large pots to ≈ 175‑180°C (≈ 350‑360°F). Use a deep thermometer.

Use oils with high smoke points: sunflower, canola, peanut, or a mix. Don’t mix different oils in the same pot unless you ­­­­­benchmark their smoke points.

Put racks in the oven pre‑heated to ~90‑100°C to keep the first batches warm.

Step 4: Fry Onion Rings (Stage 1) (~10‑15 minutes per big batch; total time: ~30‑45 minutes)

Take a handful of onion rings (not too many) from the soaked batch. Shake off excess buttermilk gently.

Dip into flour mixture (coating tray). Shake off excess flour.

(Optional for extra crunch) Back into buttermilk (just a quick dip), then back into the coating tray again.

Fry in oil: gently lower into oil (you may need a slotted spoon or spider strainer). Fry rings until golden: roughly 2‑3 minutes per side depending on thickness and oil temperature. When they look golden, let them flip / rotate and finish.

Remove carefully, drain on wire rack or paper towels. While still hot, season lightly with salt (fine sea salt gives best texture).

Place in oven (low heat) to keep warm, spread on racks so air circulates underneath.

Continue with remaining onion rings in batches.

Step 5: Fry the Cod Fillets (~4‑6 minutes per batch; total time depends on number of batches)

For each cod piece: dredge in Flour‑Cornmeal tray → egg bowl → Panko tray. Press the breadcrumbs so they adhere well.

For extra crispness, you can double‑coat: after the first full coating (egg + crumb), you can lightly mist or dip again in egg and crumbs. But be careful—thicker coatings require a little more oil/resting time, so adjust accordingly.

Fry in oil (same temperature ~175‑180°C). Use few pieces at a time; avoid overcrowding. Fry until coating is golden brown and fish is cooked through. Depending on thickness, generally 4‑5 minutes per side. The fish should flake easily with a fork; centre should be opaque.

Remove fish, drain well on wire racks / paper towels. Season immediately with salt (coarse or fine, your preference) while still hot.

Keep cooked fish warm in oven (on low heat), arranging pieces so air can circulate—don’t stack them too much, or the bottom layers will steam and lose crispness.

Step 6: Final Assembly & Presentation

On a large platter (or multiple platters), begin layering:

First, arrange the crispy cod fillets in the center or as a fanned arrangement.

Around them, build onion rings: stack, spiral, or heap attractively—golden rings look beautiful when piled.

Garnishes: scatter chopped parsley, dill, or chives over the top. Add lemon wedges around edges or interspersed.

In bowls around the platter, place dipping sauces: tartar, spicy mayo/aioli, perhaps a mustard sauce, ketchup, etc.

On side platters or trays: place coleslaw, fries or roasted potatoes, and a green salad or steamed vegetables for balance.

Timing Summary for the Whole Process (for Big Batch)

Phase Approx Time

Onion slicing + soaking (pre‑prep) 30‑45 min (can be done ahead)

Fish trimming + coating station setup 15‑20 min

Heating oil & readiness ~10 min

Frying onion rings (all batches) ~30‑45 min

Frying fish (all batches) ~40‑60 min (depending on pot size and number of batches)

Assembly, garnish, plating ~10‑15 min

Total approximate time from fully ready start to plating ~1½ to 2½ hours

Tips for Maximum Joy & Quality

Music & mood: bring some upbeat music on. When you’re making food you love in big volumes, enjoying the process makes a difference.

Helpers: If possible, recruit one friend or family member to help with dipping, coating, watching oil (safety first), or doing the garnishes—makes it faster and more fun.

Oil safety: when frying much, always be cautious. Use large pot with enough depth, don’t fill above halfway, avoid water contact. Use long tools / tongs.

Oil reuse: after frying onion rings, you might use the same oil (if still clean) for the fish, once you strain out crumbs. But clear debris if too much floating.

Holding temperature: a low oven helps keep everything warm and crisp. If you don’t have a large oven, use thermal containers, or insulated trays, but cover lightly so steam doesn’t collapse crispness.

Don’t rush cool‑downs: after plating, allow fish to rest 2‑3 min before serving so juices settle, but serve while still hot so the crunch is at its best.

Flavor Enhancers & Side Adjustments

Include fresh lemon juice squeezed over fish right before serving – brightens everything.

For onion rings: try dipping them also in a very thin batter or adding a bit of cornflour or rice flour for extra crisp texture.

If you like heat: provide a hot sauce or spray of chili oil.

For sides: coleslaw with a vinegar‑based dressing cuts richness; creamy coleslaw is richer but smooth. Potatoes roasted with rosemary/garlic, or fries seasoned with sea salt are good.

For drink pairing (if non‑alcoholic or optional): lemonade, iced tea, citrusy soft drinks; for those who drink, something crisp and light—white wine, beer, etc.

Troubleshooting & Common Mistakes

Problem Possible Cause Solution

Coating falling off fish Not pressing crumbs well; not drying fish; overcrowding in fryer Ensure fish is dry; press coating firmly; fry fewer pieces per batch

Greasy, soggy coating Oil too cool; overcrowding; coating too thick or too wet Raise or maintain proper temp; fry in smaller batches; let excess wetness drip off; try thinner/drier coating

Onion rings undercooked inside Large rings; thick batter; oil cooler; not enough time Use medium‑thickness rings; ensure oil hot enough; fry a bit longer; drop ring thickness slightly

Fish cooked outside but raw inside Fillets too thick; oil too hot; coating browning too quickly Use moderate thickness; moderate heat; maybe finish thicker fillets in oven or lower heat

Loss of crispness when sitting Steam trapped; stacking; covering tightly; not draining well Use wire racks; avoid stacking; keep in low oven with air flow; serve soon

Serving & Leftovers

Serve immediately once everything is ready; crunchy foods lose texture over time.

Leftovers: fish can be cooled, refrigerated (within 2 hours), and reheated in oven (not microwave) at ~200°C for 10‑15 min, crisp side up. Onion rings lose crispness faster; you can re‑crisp in oven or air fryer if you have one.

If there is a lot left, flake leftover cod into sandwiches, tacos, or salads. Onion rings can be chopped up, reheated, used as crunchy topping.

Sample Recipe with Exact Measurements & Directions (Concise Walkthrough for the Big Batch)

Here’s a more compact set of steps you can follow, with ingredients & measured out, to make the process smoother.

Ingredients

5 kg cod fillets, trimmed and dried

4 cups flour + 2 cups cornmeal + seasoning (fish coating)

4 cups panko breadcrumbs

8 large eggs, beaten

Paprika, garlic & onion powder, salt & pepper (as above)

10 large onions, sliced into rings

5 cups buttermilk

4 cups flour + 4 cups panko + spices + baking powder (for onion rings)

Oil for frying

Lemon wedges, herbs, dipping sauces, sides

Directions

Prep onions: slice, soak in buttermilk for at least 30 min.

Prep fish: trim, dry, season.

Coating stations: set up trays/bowls with fish coatings.

Heat oil to ~175‑180°C.

Fry onion rings in batches: coat → fry until golden → drain → keep warm.

Fry cod fillets in batches: coat → fry until golden & cooked through → drain → keep warm.

Plate & serve: arrange fish, surround with onion rings, garnish, provide sauces and sides.

Final Thoughts & Joyful Notes

The pleasure is not just in the eating: the smell of frying cod, the sizzle of onion rings, the golden color, the crunch — all of this gives joy.

Making way more than you think you need feels luxurious: people’s faces when they see the platter, the leftover stories, the crunchy goodness tomorrow.

Don’t stress if bits of coating fall off here and there; that’s culinary confetti. Let those pieces get fried too—they’re tasty.

Celebrate the mess, the smells, the sizzling oil. These are signs of good things happening.

If you like, I can give you a Moroccan twist on this recipe (using say local spices ‑ ras el hanout, preserved lemon, etc.) or adjust it for dietary preferences. Do you want me to send you that version too?

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